"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
Iggy Azealea receipts: A reminder that she said this. And when people told her these tweets were racist, Iggy said she had Asian relatives so she couldn’t be anti-Asian:
fuck this ugly expired mayo bitch
iggy a. looks like an ugly man i don’t wish death on anyone but i hope she comes close to it
You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…
#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood
Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…